June272014

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via pizza)

1AM

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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(via pizza)

1AM
prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

June232014

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via pizza)

12PM

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(Source: crowzs, via danfreakindavis)

June122014

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

(Source: logiciskawaii, via snazziest)

7PM

a-dolf-in:

Gotta love club penguin😂

(via pizza)

7PM
sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing

(Source: thewinteramnesiac, via hi)

2PM

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

(via listoflifehacks)

1PM
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
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